If you fall short in your duty, how, it may be asked, can it be salted? O how great the need of salting!
Your brethren who live in the east are in urgent need of your help, and you must hasten to give them aid.
All who die by the way, whether by land or by sea, or in battle against the pagans, shall have immediate remission of sins.
Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam (violent video games)